Since I always post this on classprotector instead of here even when Chase is the primary character, what.

Camp-related
Safe Bart/Molly, Kon/Buffy, Chase/Gert
Untitled ficlet Chase/Gert, Bart
Shopping ficlet Runaways cast, Bart

Chicks Dig Cool Bart/Molly, Kon/Buffy, Chase/Gert cameo
Not a Double Date Bart/Molly, Kon/Buffy, Chase cameo


Not camp-related
Valentine's fic Chase/Gert
When Their Pockets Are Full Chase/Gert
If I Live to Be A Hundred Victor/Chase
Ten Times Chase Stein Could Have Realized Gertrude Yorkes Was Special, Except He Was Too Damn Stupid Chase, Gert
Morning After Chase/Gert

Ugly Side, crossover with Heroes.
Learning to Balance, crossover with Heroes.

Fault Lines
Chase/Brainy, post-camp, not a joke fic. Um.
"I got a cracked engine block; both of us do."

( la la la hey hey )

Chase:
You will marry Brainy.
After a wild honeymoon, you will settle down in New York in your
fabulous Apartment.
You will have 1 kid(s) together.
The family will zoom around in a Pink Dinosaur with lasers.
You will spend your days as a Hobo, and live happily ever after.

Brainy:
........................................

Chase:
I bet the other kids are really jealous when we take Hubert Reginald Awesome Stein-Dox to school on our dinosaur.

Brainy:
We are not naming our only child that. He needs a good strong 31st century name. Also, it cannot be longer than five letters. That is the mark of THE FUTURE.

Chase:
We are living in New York. In the present. So he needs a pretentious name so that people will think he's a loser rich kid and won't expect him to kick their asses with his kung-fu skills. Can you think of a really good pretentious name under five letters? Because I would be open to that.

Brainy:
How do you know it's not the New York of THE FUTURE?




.....

Percy.

Percy Awesome Stein-Dox - Brainiac 6

Chase:
Well because one of my options was "Wherever the Legion is" and clearly that was the option in the future.

Well then the other kids are jealous when we take Percy Awesome Stein-Dox/Brainiac 6 to school on our pink laser dinosaur.

I did an Alex FST for villains month, so I figured I'd put it up here. Cuz then I'd remember where it was if I went looking later.

( Einstein Disguised as Robin Hood -- An Alex Wilder FST )

Okay, so. I got some pings last night in IRC, to the effect of "buffy what the hell was that post were you drunk." All of which were fair. But there was totally context :( And here it is.

So, I did Valentine's cards this year! And Rikuou asked for one and so I sent this card. But! For some reason! The US postal service decided that Rikuou no longer lived at her house. So we had this conversation:

[23:31] <Rikuou> post offices suck
[23:33] <Buffy> I can't believe how long they took to get it back to me. It's postmarked February 11
[23:33] <Rikuou> I wonder where it's been
[23:33] <Rikuou> oh the things naked Brainy has seen
[23:33] <Buffy> He'll never be clean again
[23:34] * Rikuou is now known as Brainy
[23:34] * Brainy ...has his sonic shower
[23:34] <Buffy> ...
[23:34] * Buffy pets
[23:35] <Brainy> ......ew, germs
[23:35] * Buffy is now known as Chase
[23:35] * Chase pets Brainy hygenically
[23:38] <Brainy> ..........
[23:38] * Brainy likes it
[23:38] <Chase> ...
[23:38] * Chase questions sexuality
[23:41] <Brainy> ......
[23:42] <Chase> :/
[23:45] <Brainy> see I see this with Chase's sexuality being a separate entity. available for questioning.
[23:46] <Brainy> ....and probably with a better vocabulary.
[23:46] <Chase> ...I bet it is.
[23:46] <Chase> It has a monocle.

Then Rikuou made this icon.

And I made this post.

The end.

PIP PIP WHAT HO OLD CHAP

LET'S CAUCUS

Before I leave, birthday fic what I wrote for Bart before and meant to post, but didn't. Now my love can be immortalized in something other than e-mail.

( Chase/Gert, with bonus Molly and Brainy. )

[WILL BE DOING THESE FOR ALL MY JOURNALS

General interaction post! If you ever want to thread with Chase (or another character I play whose journal name you do not remember), just drop a comment! I always have comment notifications on, and I always loev playing. So feel free! I have been a flakey flake flake lately, but if you were looking for me, look no further.]

Essaying on Chase always feels vaguely wrong, especially when everything else in his journal is just him being gay for Brainy or me being retarded. But, I kind of need to essay, so.

( Chase's current state of mind )

[In Boys Cabin 12, there has been a noticeable lack of Chase Stein.

That is, until now.

Now, there is a door being very rudely opened, and one Chase Stein coming in and flopping down on the bed in a way that he pretends is normal, but which is really pretty emo.

He is also dirty. And parts of him were recently bleeding.]

Hey kids. Here's an important message from your uncle Chase. Don't drink.

And if you do drink, don't then go into the Buffy cast chan and try to get Rikuou pregnant and then forget it happened in the morning.

( This is really as new to me as it is to you. )

me: ...um floor http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/thesecondevil/runaways-ramos.jpg
Mariana: .......
w-why
me: I
I don't know
Mariana: [s-sob]
me: Vic's hair is amazing
Mariana: HE LOOKS SO ANOREXIC
me: I think Chase ate half of him
Mariana: HAHAHAHA y-yes
Karolina is the only one I like :<
me: Yeah, Karolina actually looks good!
Molly is tiny
Chase looks like a football player with the neck of four football players
Also, can we discuss Nico's bow
Because
what
Mariana: hahahahahah
but it's so cuuuute and girly
Nico is just basically "I WILL EAT YOUR FACE" there
me: I KNOW
she's so angry
Mariana: she needs to get laid--owait
me: Man, that Victor with that Nico is so hot.
Mariana: ..... :(

[00:41] <Diego> Once upon a time, there was a boy named Victor. He wanted someone to love him for him! But Victor was worried. Because he was DIFFERENT.
[00:41] <Diego> You see, Victor liked boys. Also, he was a cyborg. Also, he was ugly. Also, he was gay.
[00:41] <Diego> Being gay is different from liking boys.
[00:41] <Diego> Being gay means you suck.
[00:41] <Diego> And also you like boys.
[00:41] <Diego> It is a deadly combination.
[00:42] <Diego> So Victor was walking down the street, thinking about the pains of being a gay boy-liking ugly cyborg with non-functional cyborg sperm and a self-lubing anus.
[00:42] <Diego> As one does.
[00:42] <Diego> When suddenly, he met a man!
[00:42] <Diego> Or a boy!
[00:42] <Diego> Definitely it had a penis!
[00:43] <Diego> That much was certain.
[00:43] <Diego> And Victor loev penis.
[00:43] <Diego> "Hello sir," said Victor. "Could I interest you in my self-lubing ass?"
[00:43] <Diego> Victor was very smooth.
[00:43] <Diego> Mostly in his ass area.
[00:43] <Diego> This was smooth because it was lubed.
[00:43] <Diego> All the plot points come together.
[00:43] <Diego> In Victor's ass.
[00:43] <Diego> (self-lubing)
[00:44] <Diego> "Dude, what the fuck, are you gay," said the man/boy/thing with a penis.
[00:44] <Diego> "Why yes,
[00:44] <Diego> said Victor
[00:44] <Diego> "Yes I am gay."
[00:44] <Diego> "So you like dudes and also suck as a person."
[00:44] <Diego> "This sums up my existence," said Victor. "Well, that and the way I am an ugly cyborg."
[00:45] <Diego> "Huh. I am really horny," said the penis guy. "I guess I could close my eyes and think of England."
[00:45] <Diego> "But I'm from Mexico," said Victor.
[00:45] <Diego> "Fine, I'll close my eyes and think of Mexico. Whatever."
[00:45] <Diego> "This is the greatest day of my life! Take me right in my self-lubing anus, mi dulce!"
[00:45] <Diego> And he did.
[00:46] <Diego> Then the penis-guy dumpbed him, due to the way he was gay and ugly and his sperm could never result in wacky mpreg antics.
[00:46] <Diego> Victor was sad, but then he sang "I'm Every Woman" to himself in the shower and felt better. Because that song is badass.
[00:46] <Diego> The end.


...oh right also important the story of diego

[18:32] <Buffy> .............so earlier
[18:32] <Buffy> someone on my flist pimped this thing about Batman and Superman I wanted to read
[18:33] <Buffy> but it was on a flocked comm!
[18:33] <Yoko> ...
[18:33] <Buffy> so I was like o i will join it
[18:33] <Buffy> And it was on approved membership only
[18:33] <Buffy> a-and I didn't notice I was logged in as Chase
[18:33] <Yoko> .... HAHAHAHAH
[18:33] <Buffy> so I just got this e-mail:
[18:33] <Buffy> Dear Heterosexual McStraightLove,
[18:33] <Buffy> Your request to join the "boy_touching" community has been approved. If you wish to add this community to your friends page reading list, click the link below.
[18:33] <Buffy> http://www.livejournal.com/friends/add.bml?user=boy_touching
[18:33] <Buffy> Please note that replies to this email are not sent to the community's maintainer(s). If you have any questions, you will need to contact them directly.
[18:33] <Buffy> Regards,
[18:33] <Buffy> LiveJournal.com Team
[18:34] <Yoko> dsfjklsjfklsf
[18:34] <Yoko> OH MY GOD

[23:11] laser_mcawesome ...god Brainy you know how to calculate my moves? You are so gay for me.
[23:11] sparksrgonnafly XDDD
[23:12] omnicomments .......I'm not denying it.
[23:12] laser_mcawesome It's probably good Gert is at work
[23:12] laser_mcawesome Or she would dump me
[23:12] laser_mcawesome Again
[23:12] * omnicomments is now known as Brainy
[23:12] * laser_mcawesome is now known as Chase
[23:12] * laser_mcawesome could calculate your moves... in BED
[23:12] laser_mcawesome ...
[23:12] liltortillabot ...
[23:12] * laser_mcawesome goes to write that
[23:12] laser_mcawesome ....
[23:12] sparksrgonnafly ...
[23:12] liltortillabot why do I live with you two, again?
[23:12] brokenclover . . .
[23:13] brokenclover Because they're hilariously retarded?
[23:13] laser_mcawesome Because no one else would take you, Vic.
[23:13] liltortillabot ... ._.
[23:13] brokenclover I would take you.

( I'm not entirely sorry. )

CHASE IS SO GAY

A VISUAL EXPLORATION

( COME MY CHILDREN )